I have a confession to make: I love playing Candy Crush Saga. May whatever gods there be have mercy on my Candy Crushed soul. I am a grown man of 43, with a life, and serious pursuits. I have neither sister or daughter. I neither influence, nor am influenced by small children these days. I read books and study physics for fun. I love football. Yet, somehow, Candy Crush has wormed its way into my life. I am a broken man, reduced to wondering exactly when and how things went completely sideways for me. I still don't know the answer to that, but I do know that I am not alone, and neither are you.