This abomination of an ad is brought to you by Nokia, for the Lumia 2520 tablet. From an advertising 101 perspective, it does nothing right. In fact, it seems to go out of its way to do everything wrong. I'm not going to lie; this ad made me feel queazy, as if I had been inappropriately touched by that uncle you only see at the family reunion, and the kids know to keep their distance. Here's the breakdown: